I really need a hair cut.
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Oh God, yes, I’m so tired of the lollipops. I mean, if I looked like that I wouldn’t be tired of it, obviously. But it’s hilarious, the way I’m supposedly the overweight one? Like, they got me at the movies yesterday and the caption read something like ‘Curvy star cannot wait to dig into tub of popcorn.” I mean, c’mon! I’m just a normal girl who likes to eat. At least they got me using my hands.
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REMEMBER THE INTERVIEWER BASICALLY TOLD THEM TO BE MORE SERIOUS
I LAUGHED SO MUCH HAHAHAHA
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Someone get this man some damn information.
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"My mother’s best advice to me… Keep a low profile… You gotta understand, I’m at odds with myself all the time. I actually want to be mysterious and quiet. I really do. If anybody out there’s like me and they just can’t help but speak and communicate… I’m always suffering because there’s nothing I’d rather do than be the guy who speaks when spoken to, and I wake up every morning trying to be that guy and by the end of the night it’s the banana dance or something. I cannot get out of this really impressionistic communication thing. So I’m getting over it by acknowledging to myself that I do dumb stuff and that I’m going to continue to occasionally do dumb stuff, peppered in with some special stuff. And so, I’m coming to terms with that, but it’s nice to say ‘I’ve always been this way.’ It’s not the perfect explanation, but it helps me sleep at night."
— John Mayer on VH1 Storytellers
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John Mayer - Reasons Why We ℒℴvℯ Him.
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An Evening With John Mayer
Presented by American Express
Thursday, May 10, 2012; 8:00 p.m.
Just days before the release of his hotly-anticipated album, Born and Raised, join us in the Clive Davis Theater for a special evening with GRAMMY Award-winning singer, songwriter and…
I could easily make these… I need to do all these Pinterest DIYs I find and sell them. Boatloads of cash.
“A sneak peek of the @VANS_66 I designed & hand embroidered for #vanscustomculture!”
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"Anyone who would say, “I don’t have anything [that I hate]” is a liar. I am not a big fan of cats. I’m going to be controversial. I think they’re entitled little bastards. You come home and a dog greets you at the door and is so happy to see you. A cat is just laying on your bed, has just done nothing all day, like, “Oh, hello…"
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jason segel on cats
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