"My mother’s best advice to me… Keep a low profile… You gotta understand, I’m at odds with myself all the time. I actually want to be mysterious and quiet. I really do. If anybody out there’s like me and they just can’t help but speak and communicate… I’m always suffering because there’s nothing I’d rather do than be the guy who speaks when spoken to, and I wake up every morning trying to be that guy and by the end of the night it’s the banana dance or something. I cannot get out of this really impressionistic communication thing. So I’m getting over it by acknowledging to myself that I do dumb stuff and that I’m going to continue to occasionally do dumb stuff, peppered in with some special stuff. And so, I’m coming to terms with that, but it’s nice to say ‘I’ve always been this way.’ It’s not the perfect explanation, but it helps me sleep at night."
— John Mayer on VH1 Storytellers
"Anyone who would say, “I don’t have anything [that I hate]” is a liar. I am not a big fan of cats. I’m going to be controversial. I think they’re entitled little bastards. You come home and a dog greets you at the door and is so happy to see you. A cat is just laying on your bed, has just done nothing all day, like, “Oh, hello…"
jason segel on cats